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Milton Waddams suffers from cubicle shock and lack of appreciation. His short-sleeve shirt and tie don’t help matters much. When asked if he would like to upgrade his wardrobe, Milton mumbled, "They switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much ..." Um, sure. Thanks for the advice, Milton.

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Bill Lumbergh, who will, uh ... yeah ... need you to work Saturday too, sports the typical "boss" look — a ’70s tie coupled with a reverse collar and suspenders. Yikes!


Keep Your Cool

Office Summer Fasion Guide

By Jamie Busen / busenj@reporternews.com
July 16, 2006

Yes, it's an oven out there. But during the day, leave your tube tops, miniskirts and flip flops in the closet.

First impressions count. And even though the weather begs for us to shed some layers, folks need to remember that if they have a job, they need to dress for it.

''That first impression is a long impression,'' said Colleen Rickenbacher, a speaker and author on etiquette in Dallas. ''It's very hard to change what you've just created in that person's mind.''

The temptation to come into an office in a tank top and shorts is there.

But don't do it.

Sandy Dumont, corporate image consultant and author of ''Tattle Tale Looks: What does your message send?'' said it's hot where she is in Virginia.

''No matter where you live and no matter how hot it gets, you must always dress to impress,'' she said. ''It is tantamount to hurling an insult at a person if you do not bother to dress professionally. It sends out the message that your comfort is more important than he or she is. It says, ''You don't matter much to me.''

Dumont said hot-weather attire doesn't give one a competitive edge.

''You need a state-of-the-art appearance to outclass the competition. If you look ordinary, it will be assumed that your products or services are ordinary. Professional attire doesn't have to be uncomfortable,'' she said.

  • For women, all you need is a jacket, because it will make a black skirt or pants look like a suit when worn with a jacket.

  • Lightweight cotton jackets without collars and with short sleeves are cool and comfortable. Wear them with a little spaghetti strap top, and the jacket can be removed in the hot car on the way to an appointment. Jackets announce that you are a serious professional. You will be treated with respect and given deferential treatment.

  • Sleeveless attire makes you look too casual or collegiate, and if you are in a competitive field, you will lose ground.

    At Tittle Luther Partnership, a local architecture firm, employees don't have a dress code they must follow but they dress conservatively for their clients, said office manager Charlotte Tutt. She said employees don't normally wear suits unless they are attending a meeting. Usually in the summer they wear khaki slacks and short-sleeved sports shirts, she said.

    Some businesses require employees to wear suits year round, such as Elliott-Hamil Funeral Home.

    ''Summer doesn't change for us,'' said office manager Stacy Appleton.

    The serious nature of the funeral business also requires employees to wear dark-colored suits, which can get quite hot in the summer. Appleton said sometimes jackets come off indoors.

    Rickenbacher said that in the past five to 10 years, more offices were in business casual mode. But in recent years, she's watched offices go back to business, possibly because of the abuse of the codes.

    She sees offices get a little more relaxed after Memorial Day and through Labor Day.

    ''Business casual means for men, a nice pair of dress pants and a shirt or khakis and a golf shirt,'' she said. ''For women it's Capri pants, provided they aren't skin tight.''

    As an etiquette person, she finds women in sleeveless tops ''very distatesfeul, I don't care how hot it is.'' She advises if women go sleeveless, they at least tie a sweater around their shoulders. Sometimes those shirts can be distracting to others, and some people are exposing skin who just shouldn't - attention to bad spots is never good.

    Dressing simple clothes up can be easy, Rickenbacher said. Make sure your clothes are tailored, wear a pair of sandles with a bit of a heel and wear nice jewelry. A nice sweater set and a skirt can really make a difference.

    Men are easier, she continued, because their styles don't really change.

    ''Men's dress pants are still dress pants, the look is basically the same,'' she said. ''They need to match their shoes to the belt and make sure they have a good-looking leather belt and good-looking shoes.''

    Open-toed shoes mean no socks or nylons. If your office allows open-toed shoes, make sure your toenails and shaped and polished.

    ''Wear a dressier sandal with more straps and make sure they are definitely leather,'' she said. ''No flip flops. Rubber defeats the whole business of being in an office.''

    If people are going to expose their legs, do so with care, Rickenbacher continued.

    ''A little tan would be nice,'' she said. ''Legs should be the right size and shape to go bare.''

    Rickenbacher said that dressing nice tells people you took the time to get dressed for them.

    ''You have to be perceived that you are serious about your work,'' she said. ''It all comes down to you.''

    Staff writer Sidney Levesque contributed to this report.

    OK, Bill and Milton from the movie ''Office Space'' are showing you what not to wear to work. Reporters Jamie Busen and Sidney Levesque offer their advice ...

    Jamie says:

  • Don't wear a short-sleeved dress shirt with a tie.

  • Make sure your tie isn't too short.

  • Never wear white socks and dark shoes.

  • Don't wear open-toed shoes and nylons.

  • If you are wearing sandals, make sure you aren't wearing socks.

  • Don't wear tennis shoes with an otherwise nice outfit.

    Sidney says:

  • No flip-flops, spaghetti straps, skimpy skirts, shorts, T-shirts, tank tops, midriff baring blouses, men wearing sandals - with or without socks.

  • Men might want to ditch their ties and button-downs for collared polo shirts and trade their wool slacks for khakis, depending on how formal their business is. Some businesses require a coat and tie year-round.

  • Just because the weather is reaching Hades temperature doesn't mean you can show up to work dressed for the beach or a summer barbecue.

  • People wear jeans on casual Fridays, but I would steer away from jean skirts in the summer. Just a little too casual.

    Dress for Success to do a lot better than Milton

    Beat the heat

  • Black only attracts the heat. Brown is still dark and can be accented with blue, pink, oranges and lime greens.

  • T-shirts, tube tops, tank tops - don't do it. Shirts shouldn't advertise your favorite music group or beer. And make sure you tuck in your shirt.

  • You can't go wrong with cotton. It's cool, comfortable and doesn't wrinkle as much. People love linen, but the first time you sit down for the day, it's ruined with wrinkles.

    Know your style

  • Make sure you wear clothing that complements you. Not all trends fit all body types. Find the styles to match your figure.

  • Find a trusted friend or a known retail person to tell you what works and doesn't work for you.

  • If you have to think twice about it in the morning, it's not the right outfit.

  • Put out your clothing the night before so you have at least an idea of what you are going to wear.

    The little things

  • Don't wear your hair up every day in a ''potato chip clip.'' Get a nice style that fits your face. Don't ever come to work in wet hair. Pulling your hair up every other day or so is fine, but don't do it every day.

  • You can upgrade any outfit with pretty jewelry. However, don't overload yourself with tons of it. The right pieces can upgrade your outfit tremendously. You don't want to be plain.

  • Bring a stylish sweater or other layer of clothing to throw on in chilly offices.
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